First thanx for visiting my profile my name is Victor & i like 2 meet new ppl & thats why im here i dont know what 2 say ..im half Polish & half Syrian ,i live in Syria now ... ppl say im ok am Listen 2 Metal Music and i have band with friends ... if u like to know more about me » this is my EMAIL >>>>. Victor_Anathema@Hotmail.Com .
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Favorite Movies
Wrong Turn
Hostel
Hitler
Final Destination
Saw
Lord Of The Rings
The Ring
Scary Movie
Next
American Pie
Euro Trip
300
Brave Heart
Leon
Gladiator
Passion Of The Christ
Road Trip
Click
Silent Hill
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Date Movie
Epic Movie
Resident Evil
Titanic
Kingdom Of Heven
Chuk & Lary
Chuky
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Favorite TV Shows
Lost
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Malcolm in The Middle
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Dear penis, I don't think I like you any more, You used to watch me shave, Now all you do is stare at the floor, Oh, Dear penis, I don't like you any more.
It used to be you and me, A paper towel and a dirty magazine, That's all we needed to get by, Now it seems things have changed, And I think that you're the one to blame, Dear penis, I don't like you any more.
He sings.
Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you any more, 'Cause when you get to drinkin', You put me places I've never been before, Dear Rodney, I don't like you any more.
Why can't we just get a grip, On our man to hand relationship, Come to terms with truly how we feel, If we put our heads together, We can just stay home forever, Dear Penis. I think I like you after all.
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road. And he said: [sung] "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul) [spoken] Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, And we each said... "Okay." [sung] And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be, The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one make two, two and one make three, It was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail, And the beast was done. He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no. This is just a tribute. Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no. This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world. [2-part skat] [spoken] And the peculiar thing is this my friends: The song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound Anything like this song. [sung] This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me! And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin', So surprised to find you can't stop it. [skat] All right! All right!
Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud he is more than a man he's a shiny golden god.
If you think it's time to fucking rock, and fucking roll, out of control, well then you know you got to rock the block, and fucking suck my fucking cock, 'cause when you rule, you fucking school all of the fools, out of their jewels, 'cause if you think it's time, if you think it's time, if you think it's time to fucking rock.
He is going to kick your fucking ass, and you know his name is Kyle Gass, rocking and fucking rolling, and fucking rocking, and fucking rolling, and fucking [vocal solo]...
[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck now I'm complete and my cock you will suck This world will be mine and you're first in line you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
[JB] Wait! Wait! Wait! you motherfucker we challenge you to a rock off! give us one chance to rock your socks off
[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck the demon code prevents me from declining a rock off challenge what are your terms? what is the catch?
[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell. and also you will have to pay our rent
[Beelz] And what if *i* win? [JB] then you can take Kage back to hell... [KG] What? [JB] trust me Kage, its the only way, [KG] What the fuck are you talking about? [JB] to be your little bitch. [Beelz] Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa I'm the devil i love metal! Check this riff it's fucking tasty I'm the devil i can do what i want, whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt, there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost i cant wait to take Kage back to hell I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
[JB] Noooooo! c'mon Kage bring the thunder [KG] there's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece. [JB] listen to me [KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man [JB] goddamn-it Kage, he gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna gargle mayonnaise unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam. [KG] dude, we've been through so much shit, [JB] deactivated lasers with my dick [BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down! [JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down [KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down [JB] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown [KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town [BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down [KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down [JB] C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down [KG] Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown [JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss, we know your weakness our rocket-sauce we rock the casbah, and blow your mind we will defeat you, for all mankind you hold the scepter, we hold the key you are the devil, we are the D [18x]
[Beelz] You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're coming with me. Taste my lightning fuckers!
[Tenacious D:] [JB] NO!
[Beelz] ow! Fuck! My Fuckin' horn! oh no!
[JB] From whence you came you shall remain, until you are complete again
[Beelz] No! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables! I'll get you Tenacious D!